She is reading a book of nerd poetry.
She doesn’t look up from the page.
I want to make her my horny librarian.
I want to show her my spy moves.
Before you become my friend
picnic with my rubble
roadtrip with everyone I left in the dust
It doesn’t get much more perfect than this. (They do make some pretty valid points though (but do they really?? (oh post-irony (this feels like Inception) ) )
Thank goodness there’s a one-page self-help spread on how to transform women into an “actual girl”.
is this real life?
Good, like flipping off the preacher
whenever he forgets that Eve was Adam’s teacher,
‘cause apples are fucking healthy you patriarchal piece of shit.” —
Slip Your Mind - Andrea Gibson (via veggielezzyfemmie)
I don’t think I could possibly love this human more.