You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
“It hurts worst when I’m sitting at my desk with my headphones on and my candles lit and my desk light tilted up at 45 degrees and I touch my pencil to the paper of the 50th of the 50 notebooks I’ve been writing in since I was 3, and I can’t will myself to move it.”—Ashley Wylde, A Rusty Tinge (via dontgobreakingmyhart)
You can get your all inclusive lesbian package at walmart or target. It comes with flannel, converse, a beanie and a tumblr account in your name all for $15.99 if you can’t afford that there’s a bisexual package for just $3.99 and included is a boyfriend because well…you know.
People get angry at environmentalists because they think they’re slowing down the economy and creating restrictions and a lot of these people are Christian. A lot of these people are very devout Christians and that’s such a confusing thing to me — that if you believed that God gave you the Earth, that God created the Earth for you, why would you not have to look after it?…Why would you not think that when he came back he wouldn’t go, “What the fuck did you do? I GAVE THIS TO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! ARE YOU CRAZY? THE POLAR BEARS ARE BROWN! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE POLAR BEARS? Did you shit all over every polar bear?
“Someone asked me what home was and all I could think of were the stars on the tip of your tongue, the flowers sprouting from your mouth, the roots entwined in the gaps between your fingers, the ocean echoing inside of your ribcage.”—e.e. cummings (via wethinkwedream)